Guards! Guards!

I’ve been robbed!!!!!

I order 15 bottles of wine from Vintage Direct , and according to Fastway, the courier, it was delivered last Wednesday. I wasn’t at home when it was delivered, and according to instructions, the courier left the wine in my garage where no one could see it. Unfortunately, when I got home, the wine wasn’t there I’m not too sure what happened, but someone other than me is enjoying my wine. All but one of the bottles was cheap, but still, I’m a bit ticked off.

grrrrrrrr

P.S. the reason why I put the link for Vintage Direct is because I’m hoping you’ll feel sorry for me and send me more wine.

Thanks Mr. Rudd, I have clean clothes now

I got $900 in the mail last week – the government is giving money away to try and get people to restart the economy. The PM strongly recommended people spend the money rather than save it, and I was sorely tempted to buy myself a bottle of Grange or some such totally frivolous thing, but instead I bought a washing machine. I know it’s lame, but after a year and a half, hand washing or paying $4 per load at the laundromat was getting pretty annoying. Since the washing machine was <$600, I still have more than $300 left over to spend. Any suggestions?